May 2009
21 posts
“We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we’re gonna head-butt some goddamn...”
– Ari Gold
Ari: I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply: to make everyone who is in at the ground floor rich, and to burn this motherfucking place to the ground! Lloyd, are you with me? [Lloyd remains silent. Ari approaches him] Lloyd, what are you doing? You and me we have a special bond. Come on, let's go.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari: I can't swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.
“I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the...”
– Ari Gold
Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer!
